Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 2 fish drop dead within days of each other. Could their murders be linked?
So far this week we have had 2 fish murders. On Tuesday evening, Myrtle dropped dead for no apparent cause. This morning Pebble was discovered with chunks of his beautiful tail missing. He and Malibu were quickly separated. Later this evening when I went to feed Pebble, I found him lying upside down on the bottom of the tank. So the serial fish killer, Malibu, has been arrested and trial is pending. The guilt of the accused is obvious. The only thing left is sentencing. Does our serial fish killer get the swirly chair ( aka the toilet) or is he allowed to rehabilitate with fish that he can be nice too? The judge (me) is leaning toward finding him new friends, as I can't bear to kill almost any living thing aside from mosquitoes.
I think he should have a jury trial...of course the jury should be kept in a separate bowl...
ReplyDeleteI vote give him another chance and put him to work cleaning the inside of the glass. The Mr.Clean Magic Erasers do a good job. Possible parol and new friends in 20 days.
ReplyDeleteUncle E,
ReplyDeleteI only wish that all that was possible. Malibu was given new friends about a week ago,4 beautiful,new,same-species friends(the store said that he would do better in a pack of five)One of them died this morning.Sooo. Maibu was flushed just before dinner. Mom did it. I just couldn't. So hopefully no more fish will die soon. 4 fish in two weeks is exhasting.
Love, Audrey